Not so much a fic per se, but a somewhat amusing little list of non-quotes . . . got one to contribute? E-mail me!

Jack: Forget all this adventuring stuff, Xyber 9; Machestro can have you!

Princess Roselyn: Maybe the jungle life isn't so bad after all.

Anakonda: Maybe I'll ask Princess Roselyn for some fashion pointers . . .

Willy: Mick, you got yourself into this mess; you can get yourself out of it!

Mick: You know, I've just realized that treasure hunting isn't my thing.

King Renard: I think I'll sign that peace treaty with Queen Tatania now.

Xyber 9: I don't get it.

Xyber 9: I think I'll just be quiet now . . .

Dakartar: Screw this, I'm gonna go work for Queen Tatania!

Machestro: You're doing an excellent job, Renard. Do carry on.

Anakonda: Eww, snakes are icky!!

Queen Tatania: Aaahh, I hate flying!

Ikira: To heck with this honor stuff, let's go kick some ass!

Machestro: Conquer the world? Now why would I want to do that; I'm perfectly content with the empire I have.

Ikira: This fighting evil is too hard, I'm gonna go back to work for Machestro.

Jack: What's so great about machines, anyway?