I give this award to anyone
or anything that deserves to be punted into the nearest black hole. Mostly
for general suckiness, unreliability, or they just pissed me off . . .
and now, here's the chat that inspired the award!
Fanfiction.net-- wins an Army Boot Award for it's owners being idiots. Sure, you banned NC-17 fics in an effort to shut up concerned parents and hypocritical Christians, but you KNOW they'll wind up getting disguised as R fics and uploaded anyway. Oh, and deleting one of my fics and NOT TELLING ME WHY even when I asked didn't help either . . .
Freeservers.com-- Wins the Army Boot Award for Slowest and Most Unreliable Upload Script . . . arrghh, I couldn't tell you how many times their damn script either wouldn't function or crashed my browser! This is the reason why this site is now on tripod.com!
Saban Entertainment-- wins the Army Boot Award for Most Hated Production Company. DiC isn't even a contender for this, not after Saban's canceling of Escaflowne! They're the people who brought us the Power Rangers, folks! Not to mention several poorly translated animes . . . does Samurai Pizza Cats ring any bells? Also, responsible for the cancellation of Xyber 9, which they stupidly replaced with *shudder* NASCAR Racers! Not only that, but they used NASCAR Racers to replace Escaflowne too . . . hoo boy, I bet Bandai was pissed . . .
The head writers for Digimon (english version)-- wins the Army Boot Award for Corniest/Worst Jokes of All Time . . . come on, a little humor is all right, but you guys need to distinguish your show from Pokemon somehow!
Eric Luke-- Although he's one of the creators of Xyber 9, he wins an Army Boot award for just generally being an ass. A reply to that e-mail woulda been nice, Mr. Luke . . .